Friday, May 29, 2009 2:31 AM

Today's presentation, Monty Pythons





Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.



Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

HAHA! Last but not least...



When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best~




Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:15 AM

Nice song, addictive chorus and cool name. LOL!




1:12 AM

Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3



Black dress, with the tights underneath.
I’ve got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth.
And she’s an actress, actress, but she ain’t got no need.
She’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.

T-t-t-tongues, always pressed to your cheeks.
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl’s teeth.
T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef,
That I’m a vegetarian, and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

She wants to touch me whoa-oh.
She wants to love me whoa-oh.
She’ll never leave me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don’t trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won’t trust `cause a ho
won’t trust me.

She wants to touch me whoa-oh.
She wants to love me whoa-oh.
She’ll never leave me whoa-oh, woah-oh, oh, oh.
Don’t trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won’t trust
`cause a ho won’t trust me.

X’s on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands,
And the set list, you stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.

Br-br-br-bruises, cover your arms.
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is,(best is) no one knows who you are,
Just another girl: alone at the bar.

She wants to touch me whoa-oh.
She wants to love me whoa-oh.
She’ll never leave me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don’t trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won’t trust cause a ho won’t trust me.

She wants to touch me whoa-oh.
She wants to love me whoa-oh.
She’ll never leave me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don’t trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won’t trust
‘Cause a ho won’t trust me.

Shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

She wants to touch me who-oh.
She wants to love me who-oh.
She’ll never leave me who-oh, who-oh, oh, oh.
Don’t trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won’t trust
‘Cause a ho won’t trust me.

She wants to touch me whoa-oh.
She wants to love me whoa-oh.
She’ll never leave me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don’t trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won’t trust ‘Cause a hoe won’t trust me.




Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:50 AM



Sacrifice - The act of losing something valuble to gain something else.

So O's first paper is next monday. Guess it's time to sacrifice a bit of com time to study for chinese since i'm putting it in my L1B4. LOL. Anyway it's a nice vid. (Featured)




Sunday, May 24, 2009 5:48 AM







Maplestory is free.



They make advertisements with retarded bgm and starring a crazy girl.




Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:37 AM



Linkin Park's latest single for Transformers Revenge of the Fallen movie

I guess their new album will be something like Minutes to Midnight judging by this song. So no hardcore screams. Anyway, I hope i can get the album when it comes out ^^ Regretted not buying Minutes to Midnight, the songs were nice.




Sunday, May 17, 2009 11:22 PM



King of Pop




Thursday, May 14, 2009 4:37 AM

Just a little recap over the past week. So this week is maths and science paper week. There's amath paper 2 and physics paper 2 tomorrow. Not really prepared for this time mid-years. Pretty much doing last minute revisions and end up getting wtfpwned by the papers. Hope to do much better for prelims though. :O ok bye LOL!




Saturday, May 9, 2009 6:30 PM



The last part nailed it



Quest pwnzor!

There are other crews which are good as well. So if you have time and intrested to watch, go on to:

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/dance_crew/videos-full-episodes.jhtml




Thursday, May 7, 2009 6:11 AM

screwed fucking ass ass
gonna screw amaths and geog tml
fuck school fuck exams
I think im juz gonna fucking concentrate on fucking o's




Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:41 PM



Pwned?




Tuesday, May 5, 2009 2:52 AM








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